two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.
the bar was in japan.
must be why everyone is speaking in english
this is a dubbed text post
the manga was better
honor students cheat more than anybody
get into the habit of not assuming a person’s gender
I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.
"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.